Tuesday, September 30, 2008

He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that is actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or somethg

my father has analogies for EVERYTHING, so today I have decided to share with you my feelings on the presidential candidates we have to choose from.

I am ambidextrous. I write with my left hand, but I throw, cut and put on mascara with my right hand. Got it, I really need both. I prefer having both.

Picking a candidate this election is like choosing which arm I prefer to have cut off.

God bless this country, we are in big trouble.

note: this is my idea of election coverage (click here)
don't get it? click here

pps. also a must read for choosing a candidate (click here)


MOLLY GRAY said...




Andrea said...

I could not have said it better!!! Can I steal those clever analogies to express my thought about this joke of an election on my blog?
God bless...or should I say, God have mercy on us all!

Sarah said...

are you really ambidextrous???? me too-- i write with my left hand and eat with my left hand and then pretty much everything else right handed-- no i didn't totally miss the point of this post-- i feel very similar-- started out the year liking romney-- then obama-- shock-- then began to feel ever increasingly ambigous-- two weeks ago i was sure that mccain was obviously the better choice-- now, well i think both are going to carry us to hell in a handbasket :D