Thursday, November 29, 2007

what about martha????


blame it on the excitement of decorating, or the yule tide cheer, perhaps it was the fairies (drink)??? Whatever it was, there is no excuse for my complete neglect to mention our new friend from yule school!

she will be known as Marthawannabe (but Rhonda calls her Mary Alice -*possibly too much desperate housewives??) and she is fun and fab!!! A little mysterious, she pretends to work at high end adult shops, but really doesn't (although we found out at Micheal's she looks totally hot in red glitter). It isn't until her last comment that she FINALLY told me just how many Christmas trees she has - EIGHT, 8, ocho. let the record show, we have found a soul sister as crazy as us.


anyone who will do a late night Micheal's run with me, blonda and meg deserves ..... well probably something better than we can offer.

Martha, i would be happy to help you "shove" your decor into shape anyday!




wanna see what we look like shopping *

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!! 8? Are you kidding?? :-)

Practically Perfect In Every Way said...

to quote Micheal from the critically acclaimed NBC show "the office" THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Megan said...

That's what she said..... he he he

mary martha alice really is a soul sista! I too can't believe at my thoughtlessness of not giving her a shout out after all she even moved over for me! what can I say? I suck! Thanks for a very memorable night and lots of glitter

Anonymous said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog!! I appreciate the nice comments and if I were to give mia anything you'd definitely get that milan poster :-) have a great night!! i'll pop by later!!!

Aprilyn said...

Woohoo! Love the elves!! I gotta do one of my sisters now. My son Nathan keeps making new ones. He is having a blast with it!

Aprilyn said...

I found something for you. A really girly book called "A Purse Driven Christmas: So, What Did You Get Me?"
It's perfect for you. It even has some phobias that made me think of you. I just watched a CNN clip where she was talking about her new phobias she listed in her book.

See how I waste my precious time without my darling children home??

Kim said...

Love the elves. Marha always kills me. She should get a job, oh wait, that is her job.

Practically Perfect In Every Way said...

aprilyn, don't worry i'm trying to keep it a surprise! i'm so excited about the book!!! email me your home address so i know where to send your present. daveclancyfamily@yahoo.com

have you ever googled yourself??? that sounds pervy. anyway i just googled you. you should, you can see all your amazon reviews and stuff. your quite popular.

ttfn

WendyB said...

Are they eight vomit trees?

Practically Perfect In Every Way said...

idk? martha, are they all flu like? my sexy friend wendy must know!!!

Monika said...
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Practically Perfect In Every Way said...

haha chililady! i know who to never call you! by the way, martha was a fashion model back in the day.

thanks for your comment -it pained me but i had to delete your comment, my mother would faint if she read the f word on my blog.

on my way to eat pancakes with my bff, they will always remind me of you now!!

Andrea said...

Okay, you just blew me away with the elf thing! I was NOT expecting that! You are so funny!!!

Queen of Cards said...

First, I can not believe how far buried I am on your blog-Martha must be so yesterday for you career bloggers!

Why do I have to be the crazy Mary Alice who offed herself and now only continues to haunt the show with her creepy interpretation of what we are about to see and what we have already seen. At least make me one of the sane ones!

OK, so after 2 weeks I can finally say my decorating is done and the house is filled with Holiday Cheer. I need the Paddock Inspection so let me know when my new found friends can come by!

Practically Perfect In Every Way said...

is it weird that i watch the elves everyday just to relive our time together???

first: mary alice was smart enough to get while the getting was good (her son and husband are disturbing). second: mary alice IS the sane one!

congrats on the decorating!!! now will you finally do a post???? i would love to come by, is now too soon??? i was hoping to bother your entire family soon, but you disappeared. now i find out your were lost in "holiday cheer". mozaltov