so i thought that book "a purse driven Christmas" sounded perfect! i didn't realize that "so what did you get me?" was the second half of the title! i just thought we were exchanging Christmas presents..... seriously i out dork myself daily (just kidding wendy b, keep up your illusion that i am PERFECT)
any who, i'm still looking for the perfect gift for you aprilyn....
ps. donna, you know i love Ashley as if she was my own, and on that note it would not be fair for me to LOVE HER TO DEATH!
Saturday, December 1, 2007
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LOL! Finally, I found someone as dorky as me!! Yesterday when I emailed you, I started asking how you knew my last name when I realized the title of my blog is a dead giveaway. DUH!! Did you watch the clip on CNN with her talking about the book? It's funny.
I just figured you decided to get me something really super girly because you told me I'm surrounded by too much Testosterone. To which I would have applied something I learned from the book (Ok, so really I learned it from the CNN interview)...don't be afraid to re-gift. Pink is my LEAST favorite color. At least you won't be sending me your vomit encrusted tree. LOL!! It looks good, I'm just teasing.
You and Aprilyn are hilarious! (See above) Don't worry, Auntie Poppins...your time is coming...hahahahahaha
It's not an illusion. You are perfect. I have it on good authority. I have people watching. Don't make a false move.
aprilyn, hahaha, we should have a dork-off after new years!
donna, coming? it's here baby!
wendyb - seriously, you aren't supposed to be able to spook your own stalker like that. now i feel like i have to wash off my makeup before putting my head on my 400 i mean 800 thread count pillow case!
don't worry my moves are NEVER false, just usually STUPID!
ps. what authority? port?
Did you ever get my email? Or did I write the wrong address on that? Oh, that would be good...send my address to a complete stranger.
A dork-off sounds great! All the dorky things you don't know about me are yet to be shown to all! I am not ashamed of my dorkiness!
Your title says you are only PRACTICALLY perfect in every way. Not totally perfect..
i love sarcasm almost as much as sunday afternoon naps!!! try FAR FAR FAr from perfect!! hahaha
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