P.I.G. episode 2

PREGNANCY BRAIN


trimester, shmimester: it takes no time for this little beauty to show it's ugly head and it lasts well through breastfeeding.

I feel like that German guy on hogan's hero's " I know nothing, nothing!"

I swear I bought one of these on black Friday:

we have TORN this house apart, twice. It is gone, i hid it and there it will stay. it wasn't with the rest of her presents, it is nowhere! I'm so frustrated, where did I put it.

maybe i didn't really buy it, i just think i did. i will check the receipt.

i put them all together so that i would be able to get to them quickly. i just don't know where that place is.

again, i have searched the house twice. no princess with horse, no receipts. nothing.

merry Christmas, if you have a brain because you aren't pregnant - please thank God for your ability to use it and look out for those of us that still have driver's license and shouldn't.