Since you were lucky enough to be at the Gilpin family Christmas party last night you may have noticed I took one or 1200 pictures with you.
I was so excited to use you, even though we didn't really know each other, I thought it would be a good icebreaker. I actually snapped 325 pics with you on Sunday night and came home to download them and see OUR gems of photographic genius!
how many "gems" did i find?
You were like the worst blind date ever. i deleted at lease 3/4 of the pics that we took. Most everything was pure BLURRRR, and the rest were of albino people I guess because their skin was blinding white and their eyes were unresponsive to red eye reductions. (or maybe they were vampires?)
As of now you will be noticing the cold shoulder that has been thrust your way. Is this what i get for 1.) not reading any directions? 2.) purchasing on black Friday based on price and pixels / not research??? either way we are having a cooling off period. i don't think i can bear to look at you right now without wanting to grab you by the cord and scream "where is your shake-resistant feature now jerk face???"
not hot for your shot
Dear Not so Good Yourself,
really? you think maybe you should have read the manual or were you too busy running down my batteries to the point of starvation?
you have a lot of nerve judging me and I really liked your shoes last night.
I hope we can still be friends when you pull your head out of your owners manual.
best albino wishes,
Dear Shot in the dark,
based on your previous shoe comment you have an overwhelming LACK of FOCUS and FANTASTIC taste in SHOES.