Sunday, December 30, 2007
Friday, December 28, 2007
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
- Curt thinks my PIG banner is pornographic with the statue of britney spears in that nice labor pose. My comment to Curt is -it's not sexual in the least that is one way babies are born (not Ms. Spears who had c-sections which makes that statue all the more ironic).
- Remember the gift I could have sworn i got?
Literary Genius and daughter much better picture
3. how is my nose that looks like skeletor"s butt? still disgusting! This is the only picture of me today (why can't I look like Megan????):Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of you!
next episode: when a nap becomes a series of wishful comas.....
Monday, December 24, 2007
trimester, shmimester: it takes no time for this little beauty to show it's ugly head and it lasts well through breastfeeding.
we have TORN this house apart, twice. It is gone, i hid it and there it will stay. it wasn't with the rest of her presents, it is nowhere! I'm so frustrated, where did I put it.
maybe i didn't really buy it, i just think i did. i will check the receipt.
i put them all together so that i would be able to get to them quickly. i just don't know where that place is.
again, i have searched the house twice. no princess with horse, no receipts. nothing.
merry Christmas, if you have a brain because you aren't pregnant - please thank God for your ability to use it and look out for those of us that still have driver's license and shouldn't.
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Thursday, December 20, 2007
but alas we were both just moody and irritable, nothing different.
tonight while discussing the cupcakes from dinner on Sunday night with megan, she made the comment " yeah well did you notice what color that frosting came out when changing Jojo's diaper?"
yes, yes i did.
another mystery solved.
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
my hair is greasy and i have a fever blister on the tip of my nose for over a week now.
really really tired.
i think someone punched me in the eye a few days ago, it hurts.
big day at work, i need to leave but i just want to go back to sleep.
crap, why does my throat hurt?
i'm fat and tired.
sniff*** should put on more deodorant.
dang it, i forgot to wash my work clothes last night.
(no, sorry no pics for this post, my nose looks like hamburger!)
btw, why does that Christmas calendar countdown a thousand times faster than the baby Clancy one?
i should get some patience someday.
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
ps. oh, you have to be kidding me if you think jare's cousins were going to be "onlookers"!!
NO WAY they wanted in on the action BAD!!!!
Monday, December 17, 2007
Since you were lucky enough to be at the Gilpin family Christmas party last night you may have noticed I took one or 1200 pictures with you.
I was so excited to use you, even though we didn't really know each other, I thought it would be a good icebreaker. I actually snapped 325 pics with you on Sunday night and came home to download them and see OUR gems of photographic genius!
how many "gems" did i find?
You were like the worst blind date ever. i deleted at lease 3/4 of the pics that we took. Most everything was pure BLURRRR, and the rest were of albino people I guess because their skin was blinding white and their eyes were unresponsive to red eye reductions. (or maybe they were vampires?)
As of now you will be noticing the cold shoulder that has been thrust your way. Is this what i get for 1.) not reading any directions? 2.) purchasing on black Friday based on price and pixels / not research??? either way we are having a cooling off period. i don't think i can bear to look at you right now without wanting to grab you by the cord and scream "where is your shake-resistant feature now jerk face???"
not hot for your shot
Dear Not so Good Yourself,
really? you think maybe you should have read the manual or were you too busy running down my batteries to the point of starvation?
you have a lot of nerve judging me and I really liked your shoes last night.
I hope we can still be friends when you pull your head out of your owners manual.
best albino wishes,
Dear Shot in the dark,
based on your previous shoe comment you have an overwhelming LACK of FOCUS and FANTASTIC taste in SHOES.