three things:
- Curt thinks my PIG banner is pornographic with the statue of britney spears in that nice labor pose. My comment to Curt is -it's not sexual in the least that is one way babies are born (not Ms. Spears who had c-sections which makes that statue all the more ironic).
- Remember the gift I could have sworn i got?
turns out i did get it as a favor to Grandma Char to save her a trip to that particular store on Black Friday. i handed it to her, she paid me, and i FORGOT.
to quote my beautiful sister Megan "It's hard to be glamorous when you are dumb as a door nail". 
3. how is my nose that looks like skeletor"s butt? still disgusting! This is the only picture of me today (why can't I look like Megan????):
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of you!next episode: when a nap becomes a series of wishful comas.....
3 comments:
You are too good to me! dang I am hot!
Things to be happy about:
1. although you are not "flaky" you are efficient flaky... you got the present to the right place, just couldn't remember!
2. Making curt uncomfortable, in my book, is a bonus and very very easy
and 3. thank goodness Rhonda and I designed such a lovely cape for you to hide your practically perfect nose!
1. Thanks for sparing us a look at your nose (that makes me VERY uncomfortable)
2. Porn is porn, no matter how you slice it. There is a reason that "the way babies are born" is kept behind closed doors and not in front of other people's husband. IMHO
3. You are hot too-- when your nose doesn't look like it got attacked by leprosy. But, dang, if I can say it: Megan is hot.
Kettle here.
Ugly is in this season-- I'm going with it.
I think nudity displayed on a bear rug is porn-- and nudity on a birthing table without a public audience is not. Let's just say that I don't want to see your birthing pictures (and I don't think you wanted me to, either).
My hot wife's birthing pictures will be limited to before and after shots. Unless she contracted leprosy today: then we will put the camera away for a season and bring it back after she bathes in the Jordan 7 times...
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